Racism: It’s Not Just For Homosapiens

One fine summers day Tom Ato and his lovely wife, Juliet and little daughter, Cherry went for a lovely picnic.

  

 

 

 

 

 

Whilst they were making their way home they had to pass through a rough part of town when out of the shadows came a very intimidating looking lettuce.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tom was immediately worried as he recognised the lettuce as Nick, a local thug – one of the leaders of a radical racist group – the Broccoli Nazi Posse – who were wholly opposed to the use of tomatoes (“Fruits”) being served with vegetables.

They began walking a little faster and they noticed an onion and chili come around another corner;

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was clear that Tom and his family were in grave danger and he pleaded with them to let his wife and daughter go but they wouldn’t listen, they acted under the strict orders left by Bertie Broccoli, the founder of the BNP to eradicate all tomatoes that they came across.

Nick, the ignorant lettuce, left Red, the onion, and Tony, the chili, to “take care” of the Ato Family.  (“Take Care” in the mafia sense of the phrase)

Tragedy ensued and Tom and Juliet met a gory end.

(readers of a sensitive disposition should look away now)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The time came to kill Cherry, but they couldn’t do it, they couldn’t kill a child. 

 

Poor Cherry. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She witnessed this terrible carnage, the coldblooded murder of her parents.  She was alone in the world.  This bloodbath severely affected young Cherry and she went on to be a serial killer in later life.  Like that girl in American Psycho 2.

Moral: The BNP are nasty, NASTY vegetables. 

(How bloody topical was that, eh?)

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